Three hours of trying to figure out how to start this blog and the only thing I could think to say is....... I am a Dork. But if you are reading this you more than likely saw the title and now know for sure I am.
I am writing this blog in order to share my dork story with the world in hopes that one day an amazing writer will email me asking to write a story about my crazy, messed up life, dorky life.
A little background information. I am the oldest of 3 sisters, they are dorks as well. My father was one 6 kids and I was raised by his parents. My grandfather a backwoods Alabama boy and married a well-to-do lady from New Jersey. So growing up I was taught that whenever you did something dumb it was called being a Yankee.
Well why did my grandparents raise me? That is simple. My parents where teenagers when they had the one night stand that produced me. They wanted to keep partying and having one night stands with other people, so my grandparents got the best gift of all, a little 8 pound reason to never be able to retire. You think after raising 6 kids they would get a break? Hell no. But my grandparents are the reason I am a functioning adult dork.
My Name in Courtney Jane Smith, but please just call me Jane, and I am your not so average run of the mill, dork.....
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